Thursday, July 17, 2008

Chanakya quotes(Indian politician, strategist and writer 350 BC-275BC)

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest
people are screwed first."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)


"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)


"The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. It will
destroy you."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)


"There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no
friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)


"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I
doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you
think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)


"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)


"The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)


"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and
don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)


"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But
the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)


"God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your
temple."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)


"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)


"Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such
friendships will never give you any happiness."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)


"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five
years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend.
Your grown up children are your best friends."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)


"Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind
person."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)


"Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth."
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC! -275 BC)

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1: If you knew a woman who was
pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind,
one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis; would you recommend that she
have an abortion?


Read the next question before scrolling down to the
answer of this one.





Question 2: It is time to elect a new
world leader, and your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three
leading candidates:
Candidate A: Associates
with crooked politicians, and consults with
astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes
and
drinks 8 to 10 martinis a
day.
Candidate B: He was kicked out of office
twice, sleeps until noon,
used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whisky every
evening.
Candidate C: He is a decorated war
hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't
smoke, drinks
an occasional beer and hasn't had any
extramarital
affairs.


Which of
these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking,
then scroll
down for the answer
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B
is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler


And by the way:
Answer to the abortion question - if you said yes, you just
killed
Beethoven.


Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before
judging someone.

Will this control Inflation?

A man eats two eggs each morning for breakfast. When he goes to the Kirana store he pays Rs. 12 a dozen. Since a dozen eggs won't last a week he normally buys two dozens at a time. One day while buying eggs he notices that the price has risen to Rs. 16. The next time he buys groceries, eggs are Rs. 22 a dozen.

When asked to explain the price of eggs the store owner says, "The price has gone up and I have to raise my price accordingly". This store buys 100 dozen eggs a day. He checked around for a better price and all the distributors have raised their prices. The distributors have begun to buy from the huge egg farms. The small egg farms have been driven out of business. The huge egg farms sell 100,000 dozen eggs a day to distributors. With no competition, they can set the price as they see fit. The distributors then have to raise their prices to the grocery stores. And on and on and on.

As the man kept buying eggs the price kept going up. He saw the big egg trucks delivering 100 dozen eggs each day. Nothing changed there. He checked out the huge egg farms and found they were selling 100,000 dozen eggs to the distributors daily. Nothing had changed but the price of eggs.

Then week before Diwali the price of eggs shot up to Rs. 40 a dozen. Again he asked the grocery owner why and was told, "Cakes and baking for the holiday". The huge egg farmers know there will be a lot of baking going on and more eggs will be used. Hence, the price of eggs goes up. Expect the same thing at Christmas and other times when family cooking, baking, etc. happen.

This pattern continues until the price of eggs is Rs. 60 a dozen. The man says, " There must be something we can do about the price of eggs".

He starts talking to all the people in his town and they decide to stop buying eggs. This didn't work because everyone needed eggs.

Finally, the man suggested only buying what you need. He ate 2 eggs a day. On the way home from work he would stop at the grocery and buy two eggs. Everyone in town started buying 2 or 3 eggs a day.

The grocery store owner began complaining that he had too many eggs in his cooler. He told the distributor that he didn't need any eggs.
Maybe wouldn't need any all week.

The distributor had eggs piling up at his warehouse. He told the huge egg farms that he didn't have any room for eggs would not need any for at least two weeks.

At the egg farm, the chickens just kept on laying eggs. To relieve the pressure, the huge egg farm told the distributor that they could buy the eggs at a lower price.

The distributor said, " I don't have the room for the %$&^*&% eggs even if they were free". The distributor told the grocery store owner that he would lower the price of the eggs if the store would start buying
again.

The grocery store owner said, "I don't have room for more eggs. The customers are only buying 2 or 3 eggs at a time. Now if you were to drop the price of eggs back down to the original price, the customers
would start buying by the dozen again".

The distributors sent that proposal to the huge egg farmers but the egg farmers liked the price they were getting for their eggs but, those chickens just kept on laying. Finally, the egg farmers lowered the
price of their eggs. But only a few paisa.

The customers still bought 2 or 3 eggs at a time. They said, "when the price of eggs gets down to where it was before, we will start buying by the dozen."

Slowly the price of eggs started dropping. The distributors had to slash their prices to make room for the eggs coming from the egg farmers.

The egg farmers cut their prices because the distributors wouldn't buy at a higher price than they were selling eggs for. Anyway, they had full warehouses and wouldn't need eggs for quite a while.

And those chickens kept on laying.

Eventually, the egg farmers cut their prices because they were throwing away eggs they couldn't sell.

The distributors started buying again because the eggs were priced to where the stores could afford to sell them at the lower price.

And the customers starting buying by the dozen again.

Now, transpose this analogy to the gasoline industry.

What if everyone only bought Rs 200.00 worth of Petrol each time they pulled to the pump? The dealer's tanks would stay semi full all the time. The dealers wouldn't have room for the gas coming from the huge tanks. The tank farms wouldn't have room for the petrol coming from the refining plants. And the refining plants wouldn't have room for the oil being off loaded from the huge tankers coming from the oil fiends.

Just Rs 200.00 each time you buy gas. Don't fill up the tank of your car. You may have to stop for gas twice a week, but the price should come down.

Think about it.


Also, don't buy anything else at the fuel station; don't give them any more of your hard earned money than what you spend on gas, until the prices come down..."

...just think of this concept for a while.


Nice Logic - It May Work !!

Never Screw your career for a Gal

I was sitting on the footpath right outside my hostel building with all my bags packed, waiting for the golf cart which had to drop me till the gate of the XYZ campus in Mysore. XYZ Technologies ltd. is the most prestigious software company in India and its campus in Mysore, where all the fresh entrants are trained is considered to be the best in India. I looked at the surroundings. Road was empty and there was no one around. All the trainees were attending classes as it was around eleven in the morning. A lovely breeze was blowing and I could see some birds frisking, frolicking and playing pranks with each other but I was alone.
I was alone when all my friends were in the class. Now even the birds, the wind and the trees had started teasing me.

I couldn't resist myself from shedding another drop of tear although I'd been doing the same the whole last night. Of course, I was checking out but that was not the only reason for the tears. It was something much bigger than that and very much contemptible. I was not leaving the campus after completing my training but I'd been expelled from the company. Or I can say, I was being thrown out. I felt like dying.

Then appeared the white colored cart coming from the road adjoining Food Court 2. The cart reminded me of my first day in the campus and took me into the past for sometime.

What a lovely evening that was? How excited I was when I put my first step into the heaven called as Mysore campus of XYZ and was completely engrossed with the thoughts of future that what I will do and how I'll enjoy in the campus. First thing that came to my mind that day was to explore the campus and locate all those places I'd seen in those lovely photographs. I sat into the golf cart which took me through some long and winding but neat and clean roads. The first building I noticed was that football shaped spherical building which appeared behind the lush green cricket ground on the right side of the road. In fact that was the only building I'd seen before coming here but I was amazed to see a building on the left which was under construction. It was absolutely phenomenal and resembled the Colosseum of Rome. There was another one which resembled the White House but wasn't white in color.
Some guy in the Cart told that it is GEC or the Global Education Centre where we'll go through our training.

The cart stopped at a small building inside which there was a kind of a reception. We got our luggage checked and room was allotted to me. The guy sitting next to me in the cab was to be my room mate. His name was Varun and was a tall but slim guy from Punjab with a lot of beard on his face looked as if he's not shaved since ages but that really gave him a typical Punjabi looks. I was just thinking how someone like me from Gujrat will stay with such a guy who doesn't even bother to shave his face. Then we were sent to our hostel in another cart. We just found out that our hostel is nearest to FC2 and moreover, the hostel right next to us was a girl hostel. That Punjabi straight away planned to buy a new binocular so that he could easily peep into girls rooms during night.

I opened the door of my room and could not believe my eyes. It was the best room I'd ever seen with my own eyes and was just exhilarated with the thought that I'd be staying here for next few months though with some one who looked to be very unhygienic. But that was not a problem at all coz like all the Punjabis Varun was quite nice at heart. We just kept our bags and explored the whole campus. We saw the lovely swimming pool, Gymnasium, Bowling alley, Market and Habib's haircutting saloon from where Varun got his beard trimmed.

The classes started and we were made to sit in a big room having a huge white board with a couple of projector screens in the front and opposite to that were numerous seats each having a separate computer system. I was made to sit in the third row and luckily between a couple of girls though both of them had just ordinary looks. Later I came to know that we were made to sit alphabetically when I got introduced with both those gals. One was Ganmeet from Punjab and the other was Geetha from Mangalore and sandwiched between them was me, Gaurav Keswani from Vadodra.

Both those gals were quite antithetical in their behavior, style, knowledge and everything they did. Where Ganmeet was quite simple, Geetha was stylish like all ultra-mod and hap Bangalore gals. Ganmeet was calm, composed and reserve but Geetha was dynamic and extrovert. And most importantly, Ganmeet was good in her logics and a very strong programmer and Geetha was a contrast in this matter too. This I realized when she asked me to debug her first C-language assignment. I was shocked to see the code. She had put the include statement within main.
God, she was a B.Tech in comp. science. But her cute and embarrassed smile was clearly accepting her weakness. I helped her and this became a routine. Within in no time we grew very close to each other. We used to have the meals together, we used to study together, we used to watch the movies together and we used to go out together. Our friendship grew more intense when she flunked in the first module test of C language but I got an 'A' and so did Ganmeet. But my roomy, Varun had also flunked. So Geetha and Varun they both had to appear for the re-test. Everyday I used to teach them and make them practice more and more. Now we were like a group. Four of us started staying together as Varun and Ganmeet, both being punjabi's grew very close to each other. Now instead of me, it was Ganmeet who taught him.

Then came the retest. I and Ganmeet were waiting for both of them outside the hall. Varun came out happily clearly showing that he'd cleared and he did. Many came out but she was still in. I was getting worried as only I knew that the hopes were less. It was the last minute when she came out jumping and without speaking a word threw her self on me and kissed on my cheeks. Many had seen but all knew what had happened. I was stunned and so were Varun and Ganmeet. It was obvious for a guy who never had any gal in his life and was kissed by a hot south Indian gal in front of whole batch. But she took it as a very normal thing and I pretended the same.

"Its all because of you Gaurav, that I've cleared it. Hats off to you sweetheart", she said.

We were not into any sort of relationship but that's how she used to call me and in fact all her close friends. But there was nothing wrong in it and I enjoyed it. We grew more and more close to each other. She took care of me in every sense: my dressing, my eating and what ever I did. She told me many things about gals which I'd never known. We now freely shared our body secrets to each other.

On the next weekend she took me to Bangalore where she'd done her engineering degree. We met many of her friends, my friends and went to famous markets and malls of the city. One thing I could say, she'd a very happening friend circle. In the evening we went to a pub where both of us danced after gulping a couple of beer mugs. The dance grew more and more passionate with time. It was my first time in a pub but she was quite used to it. Next evening we left for Mysore which is a three hour journey from Bangalore. But there I'd spent the best weekend of my life.

On the way, we talked about everything on the earth. Then she kept her head on my shoulder and held me which I could say was half a hug. I just responded. I'd never sat like this with a gal ever in my life.
Everything was so nice and tender. Time seemed like flying. I wished I could've been like this forever. I'd fallen in love with her.

"You know what Gaurav", she said.

"What?" I asked.

"You remember that guy Raghav, whom we met in Garuda mall."

"Yeah! Why?"

"We've been in love for last 3 years and yesterday we planned to marry."
she said shyly.

It was all over for me. Ground escaped underneath my feet. I just got away from her in a flash and asked, "Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"I thought I'll tell you after you meet him. I hope I wasn't wrong?"

"No.. You are right. Anyways Congrats" I said, sounding very low.

"thanks." she said.

No one spoke a word after that for next one hour. She was busy with her iPod and I was with my novel when suddenly she asked," What happened Gaurav? Why are you so quiet?"

"Nothing", I said.

She kept on asking again and again but I'd the same answer until she got irritated and said," you are telling me or not?"

"Its of no use dear. You can't do anything about it." I said and rightly so. I loved her and she loved someone else whom she was going to marry.

"Well, let me make 3 guesses." She said in a very naughty tone and I agreed.

"Ok. Hmmmmmmm. You didn't enjoy with me at Bangalore?" she asked.

I nodded my head straight away. Both of us knew that this wasn't the reason. I thought she was just trying to change my mood.

"thennnn. U didn't like Raghav?"

Now she was coming to the point. This was somewhat the reason but not the exact one.

"Hey. He's quite good yaar and both of u make a nice couple. And it's your life; I don't have to marry him. So, last guess now." I replied.

"Then... you've a liking for me?" She said smiling.

I was caught. In fact clean bowled. She'd hit the bull eye. I turned red. I tried my level best to control my expressions and said,"No way yaar. I don't like to call engaged nos."

"ohhhhh. Mr. Gaurav keswani think about it again."

I had to admit it now. And this time she laughed. I asked the reason but again she laughed. I was perplexed at her enigmatic laugh. Finally she spoke.

"You know what my stupid."

"What?" I inquired filled with curiosity.

"Raghav and I are just friends you dumb."

She broke into chuckles again. I was confused and even I'd started smiling now and finally started laughing with her.

This time I held her and said, "I love you Geetha."

"I love you too stupid. And did all this coz I know that you were not going to propose me easily" She replied.

We both fell in each other's arms and waited for our destination.
Finally Geetha was mine. It was the happiest day of my life. We reached Mysore campus and again got busy into our same daily routine: attending the classes, completing assignments, studying in the class after dinner, going for long walks and kissing each other when ever we got chance. I always used to thank god for the life he'd given me. Modules tests came and went. I kept on getting 'A' grades and she somehow managed to clear them. Both of us were quite happy. We made a few trips with Varun and Ganmeet to Ooty, Coorg and Mangalore which was Geetha's home town. We met her parents there who were very humble but her little sister was naughty like her.

Now we had entered the last month of our training. Shortly we were going to have our comprehensive exam which was a mixture of all the modules which we'd studied so far. It also included a practical exam in which we'd to complete a project within 3 hours and it was the toughest thing especially for someone like Geetha. The day for compre came. All of us cleared it but Geetha. Both of us were very depressed. Now she'd to appear for it again. Actually compre is the most important part of the training. If you don't clear it your training won't complete. Now retest was the only hope for her.

Retest was the very next day. We were going to classroom after dinner.
And suddenly she started crying.

"Gaurav. I really love you." She said.

"I love you too sweetu. Don't cry. Everything would be ok. I'm there for you. I won't let you flunk again." I consoled her.

"No. I will because there's no way out. And we'll be separated forever.
"

"No dear. It won't ever happen" I said and took her in my arms.

"Gaurav. Can you do something for me?" She asked.

"Of course my love. My whole life is yours." I said.

"You'll have to sit along with me tomorrow. You know every one does it.
Meenal's boyfriend helped her out that's why she cleared. I hope Even I can expect this much from my love." She said.

I was drowned into deep thinking because it was really risky, In fact very risky. We could've been thrown out of the company if caught. But on the other side was my love. What I would do in the company without her because if she fails she'd be out, I thought. Then I just looked into matter carefully that these people never count the number of candidates appearing for a test and how many are extra. Then I thought that I'll sit on another system and complete the project and submit on Geetha's employee id.

The day came; we all were sitting in the class room. I was sitting a bit far from her and finally we got the project. It was not at all tough for me. I started working on it and had completed almost half when Srikkanth.M entered into the classroom. He was our batch owner, just like a class teacher in schools. Don't know how but he'd got the report that no. of candidates appearing were more than the no. in the list. I was shocked. It was a dead end to my career. Coming time won't be easy for me and I'll have to face a lot, I thought. I look at Geetha's face.
She was looking as lovely and innocent as ever. But she too was badly shocked. But don't know why, I wasn't afraid. Love had given me a special courage and I was doing it for my love, no one else. So what if I'm caught. Srikkanth knew me quite well as I was among those who'd got 100/100 in his module, java. He looked at me straight away and called me.

Srikkanth himself was shocked when he found me as the culprit. But he was helpless as company is very strict against the cheating cases. He asked me again and again the name of the guy for whom I'm screwing up my career. But how would've I named my love. I didn't speak a word. He insisted again and again that XYZ needed brains like me but I would not listen. Finally he gave up and reported to HR department. The same question was asked again and again from me but my love was the most important thing in the world for me now. They then asked me to write a resignation letter and I did the same. I was fired.

Someone's strange voice hit my ears and came out of the world of my thoughts. I was still sitting on the footpath and looking at the trees and the birds.

"Come on sir. Sit in the cart." Cart driver said.

"Oh yes. Lets go." I replied and left the campus and the company for ever.

Now you all must be having one question your mind. That what about Geetha? Geetha cleared the exam. I think I had taught her enough and rest she cheated from the guy who was sitting next to her. I waited for her call after the incident but she didn't. I called her but she didn't attend my call. And most interesting thing is that it has been 8 months since that incident but we never had a talk.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

பில்கேட்ஸ் சென்னையில் பிறந்திருந்தால்

பில் கேட்ஸ் சென்னையில் பிறந்திருந்தால் விண்டோசை ஜன்னல் என்றுஅழைத்திருப்பார்கள். அதன் மெனு அட்டவணை இவ்வாறாக அமைந்திருக்கும்.



Save = வெச்சிக்கோ
Save as = அய்ய! அப்டியெ வெச்சிக்கோ
Save All = அல்லாத்தியும் வச்சிக்கோ
Help = ஒதவு
Find = பாரு
Find Again = இன்னொரு தபா பாரு
Move = அப்பால போ
Mail = போஸ்ட்டு
Mailer = போஸ்ட்டு மேன்
Zoom = பெருசா காட்டு
Zoom Out = வெளில வந்து பெருசா காட்டு
Open = தெற நயினா
Close = பொத்திக்கோ
New = புச்சு
Old = பழ்சு
Replace = இத்த தூக்கி அத்ல போடு அத்த தூக்கி இத்ல போடு
Run = ஓடு நய்னா
Execute = கொல்லு
Print = போஸ்டர் போடு
Print Preview = பாத்து போஸ்டர் போடு
Cut = வெட்டு - குத்து
Copy = ஈயடிச்சான் காப்பி
Paste = ஒட்டு
Paste Special = நல்லா எச்ச தொட்டு ஒட்டு
Delete = கீச்சிடு
anti virus = மாமியா கொடுமை
View = லுக்கு உடு
Tools = ஸ்பானரு
Toolbar = ஸ்பானரு செட்டு
Spreadsheet = பெரிசிட்டு
Database = டப்பா
Exit = ஓடுறா டேய்
Compress = அமுக்கி போடு
Mouse = எலி
Click = போட்டு சாத்து
Double click = ரெண்டு தபா போட்டு சாத்து
Scrollbar = இங்க அங்க அலத்தடி
Pay Per View = துட்டுக்கு பயாஸ்கோப்பு
Next = அப்பால
Previous = முன்னாங்கட்டி
Trash bin = கூவம் ஆறு
Solitaire = மங்காத்தா
Drag & hold = நல்லா இஸ்து புடி
Do you want to delete selected item? = மேய்யாலுமே தூக்கிறவா?
Do you want to move selected item? = மெய்யாலுமே கடாசிடவா?
Do you want to save selected item? = மெய்யாலுமே வெச்சிக்கவா?
Abort, Retry, Ignore = இஸ்டம் இல்லாட்டி உட்டுடு